- Roland: Are you okay?
- Hilary Faye: No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.
- Roland: Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something.
My mum asked me what Tumblr was. I said it was a social network. Then she does what she always does and asks if she can get on too so she can be friends with me.
If anyone asks, you’re all students from other Universities and we talk about what it’s like studying in another country.
This is an academic website for students only.
…That was too close.
- Veronica: Roland is blessed with such a thoughtful sister. In countries like China, Hilary Faye probably would have been killed at birth.
- Hilary Faye: Yeah. And then where would you be Roland?
- Roland: ...China.